So yesterday, I went to sign up at a gym (long overdue I know) and the guy signing me up was this fit, mixed guy - pretty cute and we chatted for a bit while I was registering - all friendly talk since I'm (happily) taken but ANYWAY..
We got to the part where he asked me what I do for a living:
Cai (hot trainer): Hey, so what do you do?
Me: I'm an auditor
Cai (hot trainer): Oh cool!
* Types into his computer*
Is this how you spell it?
* Turns screen around*
Me: Uhmm, NO.
* insert a WTF expression on my face*
Do you know how he spelt it?
He spelt it: "ODDITER".
HOW can that EVEN be an OCCUPATION!?
... and THAT, my friends, is how to lose a girl's interest in a millisecond.
Unless you have a learning disability (then, it's okay and girls will think it's kinda sweet and a little sad but cute)
Hey, at least I'm honest.
