Inappropriate comments.

I make them all the time.
It's like word vomit.

I should think before I speak but I think my brain goes too fast - if I don't get it out of my mouth, I'll forget what I was trying to say.

I should put some examples up on here but I really can't. My comments are just that inappropriate. How can I get around this?

Let's just say I was walking with a bunch of guy friends the other day and one of them was eating a fruit cup. So, me, being the insightful person that I am, decided to share a piece of factual information.

Go google: "pineapple sperm".

Yeah, I made that factual statement. Your girlfriends will thank me in the future.

I have to go wash my mouth with soap now... or my brain.
GG.