Cause girl, you're amazing.
Just the way you are.
Best. song. EVER.
I literally listen to this on repeat - it's like a song full of compliments so really, you can't go wrong... oh and the tune is pretty and Bruno Mars has the voice of an angel.
Also, last night, I watched The Last Song. That dude and his character are dreamy, okay? Country boy with great morals and values.. drives a pick-up truck.. plays volleyball... volunteers for an aquarium. Do guys like that really exist? Doubtful but PLEASE, PLEASE prove me wrong.
Okay, enough about me and my whiney self. I feel like I'm whinier when it's rainy or overcast outside - which it is.
A friend of a friend wrote this up - it's his "ideal girl" criteria. My friend sent it to me and thought I would appreciate it because I guess I seem like the kind of person who enjoys reading other peoples' lists of girl criteria.
Who am I kidding, I love it.
Here it is:
Thoughts and comments?
It's pretty realistic. Nothing TOO crazy in there I suppose but I thought a couple of things were worth mentioning:
1) Smart but not smarter - HAHA. I liked this one - it made me laugh. Nothing wrong with wanting an educated girl and wanting her to think you're really smart... I mean, who doesn't want to feel smart all the time. Ego boost FTW.
2) Has to know how to dance - hmm.. he needs to be more specific.. foxtrot? waltz? salsa? grinding? because if it's just the latter, she just has to pretty much sit on you on the dance floor while you move her around a bit....that sounds really dirty.
Grinding is pretty dirty now that I think of it. Whatever happened to the good old days when the Hand Jive was all the craze?
3) Looks-wise - he's very realistic; he probably described about 50% of the female population.
4) Handful - first of all, handful of what? I assume he's talking about boobies. Yes, I call them boobies - it's a funny word. In that case, how big are his hands... BAHAHAHA. Let's assume that he means B or C cup because otherwise, he has baby hands.
5) Bubble butt - HAHA. Not saggy and not flat - realistic. Except when I think bubble butt, I think Beyonce and J. Lo.
I think if he means not saggy and not flat.. he just wants a butt. period.
6) Cuddly but not clingy - awww, he likes to cuddle but when he doesn't want to cuddle anymore.. you better let go. None of that saran wrap shizz. LOL, get it? Because saran wrap is clingy? Yeah, i'm like the definition of corny.
7) Good at making out/ giving head/ spits or swallows - so bluntly stated. I want to say that I think making out is an opinion because person A could think person B is good but person C could think person B is shit depending on how person A and person C make out. Whoa, that was algebra-esque.
Also... this guy has high standards for head - thou shalt let him finish in your mouth.
8) Has to drive stick - I agree, girls who drive stick are hot.
9) Same taste in music - I think this is kind of weird for a criteria. It's nice to date someone who has the same taste in music but I really don't think it's necessary. Besides, if you have different taste in music - you get to learn more and know more genres... right?
If there are girls out there who fit this criteria, holler at this boy.. whoever he is. He's searching for his soulmate.
Good luck friend.
Now, somebody make an "ideal boy" list and send it to me.
Spanks.
...If perfect's what you're searching for then just stay the same - Bruno Mars.
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