So as things happened throughout my trip, I made sure to take note of "important" things on my bb.
Here's what I got for the remainder of the trip which I haven't spoken about but obvi, there are other things too in terms of what I'll miss, some memorable quotes and such which I will post up later.
Paris
1) Paris has really hot black girls. Seriously, the hottest I have ever seen. I was impressed.
2) Paris had a shitload of guys walking around in navy uniform. HOLLER at me bahahah i joke (kind of)
3) Interracial couples were HUGE here.
4) Once again, they had souvenir condoms. Maybe it's a European thing.
5) Women don't believe in bras and when they do wear bras, they wear see through clothes.
We adapted to the point where each morning, one of us would wake up and say:
"Guys, do you think this is too revealing..."
to which we would respond:
"Pshh, it's okay - we're in France!"
6) Basically, Paris is like Toronto but French.. and more romantic and artsy. There's more graffiti and it's a bit cleaner.. and the subway system is way crazier but yeah, JUST LIKE HOME.
Brugges
1) Go eat stroop waffle. It is amazing.
2) I biked from Brugges to the border of Netherlands and Belgium. It was amazing and honestly, even though my bum was literally bruised from sitting on a bike all day long - I would do it again.. twice.
Amsterdam
1) It smells like weed everywhere and when it doesn't smell like weed, it smells like pee because well, don't get me started on the public washrooms for guys which are literally little sheets of metal and boys pee on the street while watching people walk past them. Yeah... it was.. interesting.
See what I mean by "they're so OPEN."
2) I had a 1/3 of a hash brownie and passed out for 2 days. Yes, I am the definition of weaksauce. It was a yummy brownie though.
We went into a cafe and like noobs, looked at the menu and didn't see the brownie on it so we asked the server and she said:
"Go see the dealer."
WHOA, there's a dealer in these cafes and he has his own little counter with different weed and hash brownies and stuff...
3) Yes, there are girls standing in windows in Amsterdam who sell sexual favours. Some are hot, some are not. I feel like they have girls for.. every fetish you could possible have - older, younger, taller, shorter, thinner, wider ... you name it - they got it!
The best was when we were walking by and we saw this guy come out and he thanked the girl for her services. LOL. so legit.
Europe in general
1) There is a ridiculous amount of PDA. Like, by the end of it - when I saw people making out in the streets, they just blended into the background... it was the people lying on top of each other making out and pulling at each other's hair in the middle of a public park that got my attention and even then... it was kind of like: "whoa they're getting into it.. ehhh... seen it."
2) They are SO liberal. Like, people ask you to have threesomes with them. They're not afraid to stare you down or holler at you in the streets. It's surprisingly refreshing aka Canadian boys are pussies. That's RIGHT - I said it.
Prove me wrong bahaha.
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Germany, Austria, Switzerland = next post...
my fingers are tired.
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