My goodness.

I.
Am.
Never.
Drinking.
That.
Much.
Ever.
Again.

EVER.

I:
1) puked my guts out
2) got threatened by a bouncer
3) made friends with the washroom attendant lady
4) got thrown into a cab (literally)
5) fell on the floor. twice.
6) re-twisted my right ankle
7) have a huge bruise the shape of a ghetto cell phone (because those ones are bigger) on my left thigh
8) woke up drunk
9) have a massive hangover
10) can't even look at chocolate cake without wanting to puke. CHOCOLATE CAKE PEOPLE.

=(